The next time you go out for a meal just remember this could be happening in the kitchen, well as long as they remembered to wash their hands after !love!
Sex In The Kitchen
Re: Sex In The Kitchen
This reminds me of the story about 90s 'comedian' Robert Newman- the shit one from Newman and Baddiel.
A total snobby cunt in real life, he once treated the staff at a luxury hotel like crap.
A bad move. From then on, the chefs pissed in his soup and whacked off in his scrambled eggs.
An ex-Army buddy of mine tells me worse than that happens in the Forces. Steal a cook's gf and it would be a brave man who ate shellfish. Or indeed, chocolate mousse.
A total snobby cunt in real life, he once treated the staff at a luxury hotel like crap.
A bad move. From then on, the chefs pissed in his soup and whacked off in his scrambled eggs.
An ex-Army buddy of mine tells me worse than that happens in the Forces. Steal a cook's gf and it would be a brave man who ate shellfish. Or indeed, chocolate mousse.
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c.j.jaxxon
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Re: Sex In The Kitchen
I don't care if they have sex in the kitchen. As long as the food is cooked AND their hands are clean afterwards.
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planeterotica
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I cant actually admit to ever having sex in the kitchen but i did on one occasion catch Shakina getting all creamed up in the kitchen.