Worst place

[harmonyluvver]

I was doing a little gardening today, unfortunately the amoeba brained cretin who lived in the house before us thought chucking railway sleepers around the garden willy nilly was a good idea. One of these buggers today chose the perfect time to slip over and whack me across the shin it was certainly on a par with being kicked in the testicles. So I got to wondering if anyone else had experienced a pain level with or greater than being kicked in the gonads, which part of the body and what happened to aforementioned bodily part.