Bernard Manning RIP

[Johnnyboy 22]

Bernard Manning lives less than a mile from my house, i often seen him watering his garden when i went to collect my neice from school, i damm fine man, he was Manchester City mad, but he was funny as hell. RIP Bernard. YOu fat Bastard.

[fudgeflaps]

I have a secret hatred of dead people indeed.

I envy them. I wish I could have eternal rest grant unto me, as working for a living is tough. At least up there I can point down and laugh at the futility of existence.

Ooooooooooh, the dead. Can't stand them. Bring us all down they do. And they get benefits. That's the top premium of Incapacity Benefit and Disability Allowance on a government-issue form:

Are you-

a. Unable to get up out of bed?
b. Unable to walk more than 3metres?
c. Cared for by wolves or other such wildlife?
d. Dead?

*if taking option 'd', this form requires countersignure by God or his nominated deputy*

Can you be racist against dead people?

What's the term for having a hatred of the dead? Necro-something? Necrocism?

I wonder what 'EL Presidente' will make of my bloodlusting, bile-ridden, obvious hatred of the dead.





































































PS. Dolly Parton aint dead yet, I just twigged there. !wink!

[Sam Slater]

[quote]> A person who enjoys watching/making Rambo films isn't a closet
> psycho.
> A person who laughs at a racist/sexist joke is not a closet
> racist/sexist.

P.WZR: False analogy, Sam. If I enjoy watching Reservoir Dogs, I am not part of the action - I am a passive bystander. I may also be watching it to be shocked/thrilled by something I disapprove of - excessive violence... Somebody who laughs at a race joke is actually taking part in the racism, they are not outside the act.[/quote]

Not so fast Wazza!

Ok, the Bernard Manning jokes are being watched on dvd..........and the story with the murderous plot -you oh so enjoy- is being performed by some brilliant actors right in front of you on stage. Will you clap at the end I wonder? Why did you pay good money to watch such filth? !shocked!

Ooohh that analogy's starting to look good to me Wazza mi owd son!

[Sam Slater]

Just trying to open you up Wazza!

My analogy was 'debatable'. !laugh!

So tell us Wazza, seriously, have you ever laughed at something you ought not to have?

I have.

[Sam Slater]

Northern Monasteries were posh, and always had Priors in residence. Monastery + Prior = Priory.

!laugh!