Cant Wank - Sympathy Wanted

[Trumpton]

You big girl's blouse!

When I were t'lad, I had fall down t'mining shaft and broke me neck! That didn't stop me from wankin'. Them said there's nowt I could do, but I showed 'em, I showed 'em all!

[planeterotica]

You could buy a wanking machine i have seen them on demo at Erotica but you cant beat the real thing !wink!

[Deano!]

I'd love to see her when the parents ask how the new job's going.