The dreaded humour virus!

[Sam Slater]

Why the fuck did you reply to me with that for you cunt? I've got no fucking 'anger management' problems you moronic twat of a man!

She fell down the fucking stairs, why won't any cunt bother to fucking believe me?!!!!

[Trumpton]

Well, my nan's bigger than your mum, so there!

[Trumpton]

My nan's told me to come away from the computer and try on the woollen jumper which she's spent all afternoon knitting just for me - then it's my teatime.

[Pervert]

Ah, you're a B***station fan, then.

[Trumpton]

Only when my nan's out at the bingo.

[PondLife]

Why? Well in my native language, 'Inuit' is translated as 'I have deep anger that goes to the heart of my soul'.

I thought you knew that.