Raise a glass to Bernard Manning

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Ace
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Raise a glass to Bernard Manning

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A Polish guy drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air,
pulls
out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Poland our
glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same glass
twice"

A Pakistani, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his
glass
into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He
says,
In Pakistan we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to
drink out of the same glass twice either."

An English girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer and drinks it,
throws
her glass into the air, pulls out her gun and shoots the Pole and the
Pakistani and catches her glass.
She says, "In England we have that many Pakistanis and Poles that we
dont have to drink with the same ones twice.

Tell me you DIDN'T laugh

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Pervert
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Re: Raise a glass to Bernard Manning

Post by Pervert »

I got that sent to me via email a week or so ago, and didn't laugh then.

Maybe if it had been a Portuguese person shooting a Spaniard and a Brit. But no, that wouldn't give us the chance to feel superior.
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Re: Raise a glass to Bernard Manning

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Now THAT would be funny

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Re: Raise a glass to Bernard Manning

Post by kinetic »

Or Manning shooting himself in the head.
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Re: Raise a glass to Bernard Manning

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Nice to see this piece of racial harmony is still standing.
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