Famous slapheads

[Trumpton]

THE most famous slaphead has been in denial for decades!! He's the one who whilst presenting the BBC's 'Children In Need' charitee and demands that we raid our bank accounts to support, still receives his enormous bloated payment from us the licence payers'!! I am of course referring to the Cunt-Master himself - Terry Fuckwit Wogan!!!!!

[crofter]

What about this sporting lot then:
Jimmy White - bald as a snookerball, think he uses that sort of spray on stuff.
Austin Healey & Shane Warne
(both use that follicle weave technique where they take hair from their testicles and slap them on their napper to make them look like proper dickheads).
Old slaphead Billy Zane didn't do too badly though stealing Kelly Brooke from fellow "baldie" Jason Stratham so hope does exist for any bgafd bald blokes who aint already spoken for.

[Trumpton]

Yes, Shane Warne's syrup is always looking as if it hasn't been fitted properly! He gets his rug from the same people who do Graham Gooch's one!

[Meatus]

Graham Norton Is An Actor? I thought he was a camp unfunny presenter?

[adultwebmaster]

true.....that should have read celebrities.



.....then again, I wouldn't class that annoying twat as a celebrity
either


Blue

[Snake Diamond]

Did you watch "Top Gear" a few days back, they had a Test on which Syrup would last, in a slap-heads ego trip "Supercar Convertable", doing speed.

Answer...











NONE, even the most expensive faired badly (tween 45-70mph).



Unless you purchase the expensive "backseat airflow defender, then most of em last to a fair 110+ mph.

[mike johnson]

IIRC Burt Reynolds tried a transplant years ago but it didn't take, so now he wears a rug. Maybe they are better now in terms of rejection & such.

[The Last Word]

Hey, slapheads........let's rock!

David Lee Roth

Paul Rogers/Tony Iommi/Richey Blackmoore (all allegedly)

Michael Jackson (various 'pieces' perched on bonce, apparently)

Phil Spector (the least of his worries at the moment)

At least two members of U2 ("Weave or Without you")

[fudgeflaps]

Peter Ebdon.

Garibaldi, the famous master of biscuitry.

[laralatex]

Well i wouldn't say no to Patrick Stewart