Caricaturist

[Kramer]

I was recently at a wedding where a Caricaturist was drwing pictures of the guests. I sat down for some time as he sketched away. When he had finished he showed me and it turned out he'd drawn a picture of himself, he was a nice guy so I took it anyway and to be honest he was more handsome than me so I'd rather have his face on my wall than my own ugly mug.

[Lizard]

So did he pay you for it Kramer, or was it free, I have a caricature of my accountant on the Garage wall, he's not a bad bloke but boy is he ugly, he could stop a tree growing, however he's saved me a fortune over the years and is almost one of the family.

[Kramer]

Yes he charged me 3 shillings, the cheeky scamp!

[Snake Diamond]

You know when a guy is ugly, he scares Troll baby's, to the point of giving THEM nightmares.

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