I lost my spam virginity tonight!!

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Trumpton
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I lost my spam virginity tonight!!

Post by Trumpton »

I referring to the tinned, well, I suppose it's a sort of meat product!

Ahh yes, for the very first time in my life I ate a tin of spam. I opened it and had to use a knife and fork to prize it out of it's metal box. Then it had to be cut into slices - somewhat difficult as it's more than a little greasy.

I buttered some bread and lay on the slices, added some horseradish sauce and consumed! My verdict; well nothing special really, I'd say borderline disgusting - but then all these tinned meat products taste like that. I couldn't eat it without the horseradish sauce - I tried, but it tasted of stinking pigs blubber!! I won't be spending another 99p on spam again.

Jacques
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Post by Jacques »

Fry it and cover it in lashings of brown sauce.........fucking food of the Gods!!!

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Trumpton
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Jacques wrote:

> Fry it and cover it in lashings of brown sauce.........fucking
> food of the Gods!!!


OK, I might try that - it sounds better than eating it 'raw'. I'll have to give it a week or two as my stomach is going up and down after my first experience !sick!

BeestonBoy
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Post by BeestonBoy »

Or even try it in a toasted sandwich!!!

Brush on a little oil then stick it between some bread and pop it in the "Brevil"

Now ya taliking!!

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Trumpton
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BeestonBoy wrote:

> Or even try it in a toasted sandwich!!!

Sounds a bit dangerous !laugh!
>
> Brush on a little oil then stick it between some bread and pop
> it in the "Brevil"

No sauce, mustard or horseradish then?

BeestonBoy
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Post by BeestonBoy »

Well you strike me as the "open minded" sort....give it a go!! And let me know how you get on!!

I also have an idea for "toasted spam fritter sandwiches" but they are still in the planning stages. But will post as soon as I have the nerve (and suitably dirty kitchen) to try them!!

Live your spam enriched life and be free my fiend

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Trumpton
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I don't think I could ever eat spam by itself - I'd need something else with it such as pickle, mustard, sauce and/or horseradish. I never thought it could be cooked or grilled, until now that is !happy!

Lizard
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Post by Lizard »

Live by the spam---die by the spam.......

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BeestonBoy
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Wise words King Lizard!!

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Trumpton
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Post by Trumpton »

Lizard wrote:

> die by the spam.......

I thought that was going to happen to me after the first couple of mouthfulls - but I survived to tell the tale.

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