Rumours

[Deuce Bigolo]

but think of it

If the rumor takes off you might become an urban legend

[Pervert]

magoo wrote:

> I might be wrong but it seems from a few comments made that
> there might be some lies floating around about the abscence of
> regular posters. Lets put things straight:-
>
> 1) Magoo has not just got out of rehab

He was asked, but said "no, no, no"
>
> 2) Magoo has not just got out of prison for showing his cock in
> public

The accusations of flashing seem to have touched a nerve

>
> 3) Holden McGroyn was not one of the 7/11 bombers

Never thought he was

>
> 4) Holden was not that Brazilian bloke shot ten times in the
> head by police

If he had been, they would have defended themselves by saying they were trying to cure his Tourette's syndrome

>
> 5) Lizard is not married to Caroline Aherne

But he is a bass player, and if not Hooky then he's Lemmy

>
> 6) Lizard is not Bertie Ahern or any other member of the Irish
> Government

No problem, Lemmy isn't Irish

>
> 6) JJ is not on parole for any murders of french women.
>
> 7) JJ is not "on licence" for strangling any girls

Can't help but notice you specify murdering women---nothing said about unsolved murders of men
>
> 8) I am not a gay

But only because you can't grow a moustache

>
>
> That will be all thanks.

[colonel]

I am sorry if I offended you, magoo. You are not gay. Now put the gun down.