Tell us a joke............

[Pervert]

I'll give you a Captain Jack Aubrey joke (in fact the only Aubrey joke):

Why is the short watch at sea called a dog watch?

Because it is cur-tailed.

!tumbleweed!

[fudgeflaps]

Here's a cracker, just for you:

[Sam Slater]

Oh Fudge.......that's so yesterday!

Today is

[fudgeflaps]

!laugh!

I'm scared of what will be 'so tomorrow'.

[Naomixxx]

Fresh 9 inch cock covered in hot mustard sauce.........pierced young nipples dipped in boiling hot toffee........Soft virgin clits grilled on maple soaked skewers..........Freshly shaved bollocks marinated in garlic and ginger, battered, lightly fried and then served on a bed of crisp rocket......
This is not just food............
This is S & M food!

Bon appetit!

Naomi XXX

[Sam Slater]

Lol........I like it........although.....

I've noticed nearly every post you reply to, or subject you cover has a gay theme.

[Lex Luger]

A man walks into a bar.

OWWWWW!

[Jacques]

So there's this bloke sat on a jetty with a fishing rod and other such paraphernalia on this secluded lake somewhere, and up to him comes another, older bloke who lives nearby.

"Say," says the older bloke, "what are you doing here?"

"Well believe it or not, I'm on my honeymoon."

Older bloke looks surprised at this. "Well if you're on your honeymoon, why are you wasting time out here fishing? Shouldn't you be making love to your new wife like a rabbit on Viagra?"

"Well, that's a bit hard. You see, she's got syphilis, vaginal lesions, and she's on the blob."

"I see," says the older bloke, and thinks for a bit. "Well... you know... one up the bum, no harm done?"

"This is true," says the fisher, "but she's got haemorrhoids, Crohn's and anal herpes. So that's out the question."

"Fair enough, but surely she can give you a blow job?"

"Well, not really. She's got sore and bleeding gums, snaggly and broken teeth, and her breath is FOUL. So I'd rather she didn't."

"Ah." says the older bloke. "Son, can I ask something - why did you marry her in the first place? She sounds horrid!"

"Yes I know," says the fisher, "but it was for the maggots."