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Cheap porn talent

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You get what you pay for.

If you need any emergency cover for the dreaded no-show-ho', here are some babes from the specialised no-show porno cover agency, Jefferson's Models (incorporating 'don't-be-seen-here'):

1. Jemima of Putney

A solid reliable performer, if you think she'll bottle out you can pull the udder one. Can do Dps with studs hung like horses or, if that's your bag, two horses.

[img]http://upload.imgspot.com/u/07/280/11/rude.jpg[/img]

2. Carole, Swansea.

Despite an ill-fated accident with prolonged use of sunbeds and tanning salons, Carole gets a lot of work. Will literally work for peanuts, and if the crew are anything short of professional, she will go bananas. Had a bitter dispute with Killergram and went ape.

[img]http://upload.imgspot.com/u/07/280/11/sexymonkeu.jpg[/img]

3. Severine and Chantelle, Paris.

These French twins never disappoint.

[img]http://upload.imgspot.com/u/07/280/11/toadsgood250.gif[/img]

4. Archie, Glasgow.

Into controversial sectarian porn, Archie is a top babe. She has worked for all the big producers, Ian Paisley, Sinn Fein and **********, and loves nothing more than a home-made bumming. Was once dating the forumite crofter, and she loves to give and receive.*

*communion.

[img]http://upload.imgspot.com/u/07/280/11/DASuccessor.jpg[/img]

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