A question for the ladies?

[Trumpton]

Hi ladies,

Do you like your fella hairy or not? I when I mean hairy, I mean all over body hair hairy.

You see with me I've got all over body hair - except on my bonce, and I have to have an all over body shave at least once a month, otherwise I end up looking like an hairy arsed gorilla.

Do you think I should continue with my shaving routine, or am I wasting my time?

I realise that I have asked two questions when I stated only one, but you get my drift.

[Lizard]

Nowt wrong wi a bit o growth eh?

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[Trumpton]

Lizard wrote:

> Nowt wrong wi a bit o growth eh?

Perfectly acceptable.

[Sam Slater]

Some birds like hairy men. My mates ex girlfriend used to love a hairy chest, and teased my mate cos he's as bare as a baby's arse, while I get a hairy chest (though my back isn't thank God).

Every woman I've spoken to, or earwigged upon about the subject, can take a hairy chest, legs, arse etc, but gip at the hairy back.

In reality, any bird who likes a hairy back has a fetish. Either stay as natural as you can to provide for this niche market, or spend some of that big wad in permanently removing all that hair (starting with the back and shoulders).

This advice is free, so don't complain!

[Trumpton]

Sam Slater wrote:

> In reality, any bird who likes a hairy back has a
> fetish.

That's what I've heard.

Hmmm, so that means I've got to cater myself for those birds who want to grapple with ALL my hairs!

[Sam Slater]

[quote]Hmmm, so that means I've got to cater myself for those birds who want to grapple with ALL my hairs![/quote]

Yes, all three of them.

[Trumpton]

Sam Slater wrote:

> Yes, all three of them.

So, you don't think there's a big market for birds who love all over hairy blokes then?

[Sam Slater]

No, not when it comes to back and shoulder hair.

You might find a bird who doesn't care, but she'll always be edgy when you're sat close to the fire.

[Trumpton]

Sam Slater wrote:

> No, not when it comes to back and shoulder hair.

Ah, shit!! That's where I've got forests of the stuff.

> You might find a bird who doesn't care, but she'll always be
> edgy when you're sat close to the fire.

Don't want it all to be burnt off.

[Pervert]

That's a problem for real men, not the girly wooses who shave it/wx it off every month.