Virtual party

[isabel ice]

Because you shouldn't judge books by their covers, so I'd like to meet the 'real' people behind the stories of each of my invertations...

[fudgeflaps]

.........that gag reeks as bad as said steaks!

!wink!

[Sam Slater]

It was either George or Hitler. I plumped for George. What with Mohammed Ali's skin colour, and ole Joshua being a Jew, I thought Hitler may promote bad vibes.

Anyway, the party needs someone to bring the tone down with that intellectual lot! I'd be too busy keeping the hemlock out of reach of Socretes, and coping with Silvia Saint's constant sexual harassment of me for sexual favour, to notice Georges intoxication.

I'm getting depressed now thinking of how I'd cope!

!clown!

[Sam Slater]

Me, in place of Alan Clarke?

Well, since he's dead, I see your point!