Old wives tales

[Shelley Louise]

My nan used to tell me and my female cousins that if we wore our knickers in bed our fannies would drop off!!!

Well my fanny is intact after forgetting to take my pants off before sleep.

What old wives tales were you told that never came true???

[Lizard]

Shelley Louise wrote:

> My nan used to tell me and my female cousins that if we wore
> our knickers in bed our fannies would drop off!!!
>
> Well my fanny is intact after forgetting to take my pants off
> before sleep.
>
> What old wives tales were you told that never came true???

I was told that tale!!! me mam used to make me wear a gingham dress as well..do I need help?

Ps. I,m sooooo happy for you and yer snatch, I gonna give the cats some chicken and liver treats..

[Trumpton]

You get plenty 'old wives' posting on this forum!

[biffalo]

I still tell Mrs Biffalo that...it doesn't always work though.

[diplodocus]

swallowing chewing gum would cause it to wrap round your heart and kill you!

[jj]

That one about the frogs was quite good.
Mind, I never believed it................