Prince Harry In drunken Shooting Incedent!

[mrmcfister]

Magoo you make all sorts of assumptions..they were out with shotguns yes.No one else was hunting.They were on their own land.Three people saw the rare birds fly over where they had been shooting.They heard shots and saw the said birds die.Plod has spoken to Hewitt and was asked if he knew anything about it.Hewitt said he did not.You are just toooo cynical old boy!

[Peter]

Send the twat to Iraq with his gun. See how brave he is then.

[Trumpton]

I feel that one day Hewitt's eldest is going to become a cropper.

[Sam Slater]

Become a cropper?

Don't you mean 'to come a cropper' - ie: 'to fail badly'?

orig: to fall off a horse.

[Trumpton]

I missed out 'to' and 'come'.

!oops!

[Sam Slater]

My nan used to say that when I was a kid.

"Stop showing off riding that bike with no hands, or you'll come a cropper one of these days, mark my words!"

[Trumpton]

Sam Slater wrote:

> My nan used to say that when I was a kid.

My nan said that to me just a moment ago when I wasn't chewing properly.

!laugh!

[spider]

I thought this twat was supposed to be in the Army.

How much leave do soldiers get these days?

The other week he was watching Rugby in Paris, this week he's shooting dumb creatures in Norfolk (and I don't mean other members of the Royal Family more the pity).

Does he actually ever do any soldiering?

[Trumpton]

spider wrote:

> Does he actually ever do any soldiering?

His real father, Hewitt, was also crap in the Army.