Royal Family Sucked My Cock

[Trumpton]

You're in denial here Magoo. !wicked!

[crofter]

Princess Anne did my first and only cirumcision so there ...

[Trumpton]

I think Princess Anne is a secret dominitrix.

[Sam Slater]

What makes you arrive at such a conclusion Trumpy?

[Trumpton]

Don't you think that behind all that prim and proper austerity lurks a latent sexual power to dominate men?

Perhaps I'm in a majority of one over this? !blush!

[Sam Slater]

I think you fancy Princess Anne; here is my conclusion:

You are a hairy man.
Hairy men need more grooming.
Grooming makes you think of horses.
Horses makes you think of Princess Anne, riding horses.
Riding horses makes you think of whips.
Whips make you think of dominatrix.

That saved you months of therapy there Trumpy. How's that?

[fudgeflaps]

Awesome logic, did you used to write for 3-2-1 with Ted Rogers?

[Trumpton]

Sam Slater wrote:

> I think you fancy Princess Anne; here is my conclusion:
>
> You are a hairy man.
> Hairy men need more grooming.
> Grooming makes you think of horses.
> Horses makes you think of Princess Anne, riding horses.
> Riding horses makes you think of whips.
> Whips make you think of dominatrix.
>
> That saved you months of therapy there Trumpy. How's that?

!laugh! !thumbsup!
Well done Sam - you've uncovered my deep sexual fantasy about Madam Princess Anne !wicked! !blush!

I read here, or was it elsewhere, about a story concerning PA giving a tongue lashing to one of her servants which it's said he thoroughly enjoyed !wink!

[fudgeflaps]

There's a belter of a 3-2-1 riddle kicking about, can't remember it!!!

It was all a bit daft.

Ted Rogers would say: "name the place" and give them a start with a word like, "bobby".

A minute would pass, with teh conestant totally silent and looking puzzled!

Then Ted would say, "it was so obvious!", and explain the logic.

"Bobby- Bobby Charlton; Charlton Heston. Heston? Weston!! Weston-Super-Mare!"

I wish I could remember the one which was a belter, though...........