Man on sex offenders register for having sex with

[Boo2]

I?m surprised this hasn?t been posted already:



Maybe he confused ?mountain bike? with ?mounting bike?? !hmmm! There?s a 101 jokes you can apply to this, but isn?t the real crime here, the chronic waste of public money prosecuting this guy? People can do what they like behind locked doors (and his door was locked until they used a spare key), as long as no one gets hurt, where?s the problem? Did the bike require counseling?

[Boo2]

Didn't realise title was too long !blush! Can you please edit title to read: "Man on sex offenders register for sex with bike".

[Sam Slater]

We already had this discussion a few days ago.

Very strange. (both the guy, and the decision to put him on the register.

[James not Bond]

Aww Jeez, I come from Ayr.

We're not all pervs there, honest guv'nor.,


Now where's the cars exhaust pipe?

[Boo2]

warren zevon rip wrote:

> Boo2 wrote:
>
> > I?m surprised this hasn?t been posted already
>
> It has. Cheers for keeping up.
>

I searched on 'Stewart' and 'bike' and found no relevant threads. Where is the thread?

[Boo2]

[Sam Slater]

I still don't understand what they guy did wrong. He was in the privacy of his own room. Aren't you allowed to have sex in hotel rooms?

Ok, it's 'sex with an inanimate object'. But what about dildos, blow-up dolls, or pieces of fruit? If they'd caught a young lass shoving a cucumber up her vagina, would she have been put on the sex offenders register?

The guy's a little deranged if he gets sexually aroused by bicycles, but I can't see what crime he's committed tbh.