Anyone who needs a new name

[Deuce Bigolo]

Ever thought of changing your name then try these on for size

aka -

My Anus Is Like A Rubber Ring
My Finger Smells Of Bum
My Pussy Smells
My Sperm Is In Her Eyes
Pussy Paste
Dick U Lick
Anal Pork
Shit Stab
Double Dicker
Bum Bandit

[Pervert]

God, some names from the past in that thread.

Four years on, and he finally settled on a name: ChrisD.

[Sam Slater]

I wish I'd have thought of 'ShitStabber'.

[Snow Patrol]

Blast from the past or what LOL

[fudgeflaps]

Botty Pirate is good too, as is:

Puddlejumper and 'I bowl from the Pavilion end'.

I thought there would be a cocky 'Uphill Gardener' as a handle.

Can anyone guess what 'Dracula's Teabag' is........? I cried with laughter on hearing that one.

[Pervert]

I think that is from the Profanisaurus and refers to a device used when Aunt Flo is making her monthly appearance.

[Sam Slater]

[quote]Can anyone guess what 'Dracula's Teabag' is........?[/quote]

Bloody thirsty?..........lol.

Nah, something like: Romanian Tampax !puke!

[fudgeflaps]

Well done Carac, I was reading Viz on the way to Riga last year for a stag, was pissed on the plane, and pissing myself laughing at that 'un.

[Pervert]

It's pathetically juvenile, appeals to the simpleminded and is just smut.

I love it.

[fudgeflaps]

Well, that's just it. The articles and the letterbox are the best bit though, wonderfully surreal!

Loved the one on Christ's secret miracle, a 7-dart finish!!! Priceless.

Some of it can be puerile, but a like-minded Viz humourist is a joy to work with, you're giggling like schoolgirls for the rest of the day.