Thick as pigshit

[Peter]

I had the misfortune to catch a few minutes of "I'm a nonentity, get me a career" last night. Apparently they had a task involving simple mathematics in order to work out what the numbers on a combination lock were. The girl with the plastic tits from Hollyoaks, (Gemma?) took 3 minutes to work out what 47-20 was, and still got it wrong, even when someone simplified if for her by saying "what's 4 minus 2?)

The former model who hasn't aged well (Dickinson?) was asked what 20% of 60 was, and just resorted to blurting out random numbers "30? 40? 50? 35? 22?"

Brain dead.

As Anton Deck said at the end, it must be great being her agent. "You've earned a million pounds this year, I take 20% so here's your share, fifty grand."

[ATS]

Peter wrote:

> I had the misfortune to catch a few minutes of "I'm a
> nonentity, get me a career" last night. Apparently they had a
> task involving simple mathematics in order to work out what the
> numbers on a combination lock were. The girl with the plastic
> tits from Hollyoaks, (Gemma?) took 3 minutes to work out what
> 47-20 was, and still got it wrong, even when someone simplified
> if for her by saying "what's 4 minus 2?)
>
> The former model who hasn't aged well (Dickinson?) was asked
> what 20% of 60 was, and just resorted to blurting out random
> numbers "30? 40? 50? 35? 22?"
>
> Brain dead.
>
> As Anton Deck said at the end, it must be great being her
> agent. "You've earned a million pounds this year, I take 20% so
> here's your share, fifty grand."

.... and you should have seen her trying to spell the other night

[one eyed jack]

Thats the great thing about being good looking. You dont need to make a living thinking about it.

[Trumpton]

I never watch these type of "shows". Although I read a worrying statistic which stated that this "show" had an audience of 9.7 million.