Lying Porn Stars

[Trumpton]

Kaz, we need more girls on here - please join us !party!

[fudgeflaps]

To keen, Mr Spouted-Me-Trumpet!! !doh! !wink!

[Trumpton]

Perhaps I should have offered a formal invitation to Kaz to join? Only problem though is - how do I do that?

!laugh!

[fudgeflaps]

Type your post wearing a suit and bow-tie with highly polished gentlemanly spats.

[KazB]

Poor old Spunks - maybe he was just a bit of a babestation fan !hmmm!

Thanks guys - you don't need to be formal with me , although I do like a man in a dicky bow!

[Trumpton]

Does this mean you'll be joining us then Kaz?

[fudgeflaps]

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Wearing: Striped Trilby, Jefferson's; ?300;

Thick pinstripe three-piece, black, with complementary monacle, crack pipe and hipflask, Bigadier's Relish; ?900;

Pink luminescent bow tie, Zara for Men; ?47K

Shirt, plain white, Matalan: 3 for ?2

KazB cufflinks, silver alloy of tin, Bespoke porno cufflinks; ?800

Socks and sock suspenders, Ann Summers; ?25

Briefs: padded polo knacker-protectors/ codpiece set, embroidered in blue sapphire: 'fcuk'; free (knocked off)

Shoes: white/ red patent spat-winklepickers, Easyjet trolley; ?315, + bumming from male trolley-dolley.

Deoderant/ aftershave: 'Profanity' pour feckin homme, Joop; ? a bastardin'packet Deo: Airwick air freshener, jasmine and radish; savers: free with hair product: John Frieda 'Sheer Blonde', ?129 saver economy pack.

[KazB]

Of course Trumpton if I've passed the initiation



"Easyjet trolley; ?315, + bumming from male trolley-dolley." Definitely worth the cash - this I'd love to see!

And remember if you're going to lose your monacle down someones cleavage, fish it out when they're not looking!

[Trumpton]

KazB wrote:

> Of course Trumpton if I've passed the initiation

Yup KazB babe, you've passed with flying colours!! !party!