Rotten patter and phrases that irk your tits

[fudgeflaps]

Virtually anything said in a Livingston/ Bathgate accent.

[Trumpton]

Yes, the fucking annoying whooping racket they make, combined with waving their fists in a circular movement - I HATE THAT!! !furious!

[Trumpton]

Just listen to how many times a Nu-Labour politican says: "It's very important".

I heard Geoff Hoon on Any Questions? on R4 the other day, and every answer he gave contained this fucking annoying phrase!!

[Sam Slater]

Woo-Hoo! is ok if Homer Simpson is doing it though.

[fudgeflaps]

Everything is great uttered by that genius.

[fudgeflaps]

Anything uttered by Rod Hull's emu- a bad bastard that birdy- esp if his dressing room was not in beak condition.

[fudgeflaps]

Totally, my good man. Don't know too much about southern students, but the term does indeed conjure an image of beige squares.

Why is the South side of most places usually so wanky and pretentious, a delusion of it's own grandeur? The West-End, plush and competitive, the trendies haunt? The East End, formerly working class estates, now impoverished and delapidated? The North, pretty random? Would these principles be reversed in Australia?! Flat in the heart of The East End, bonzer?

[Trumpton]

Those whose vocal patten increases at the end of every sentance. It's as if they are asking a question? The young seem guilty of doing this? And Australians?

[Peter]

White boys talking 'black'

Black Americans saying "axe" when they mean 'ask"

Anyone using 'of' instead of 'have' ie "Like I should of done" (They write it like that too)