Not popular.

[stripeysydney]

One side of you thinks that's not fair, where's the sense of British justice and the other side thinks "Well, you deserved that, you dirty ol' c**t.

[Deuce Bigolo]

How loud thats the question?

If they don't smell then he's full of hot air and needs a valve inserted to release the pressure

[ATS]

Also a woman from Bradford is appearing before an industrial tribunal
claiming she was fired because of her flatulence problem. This then led
to her being abused and harassed by fellow staff making sniffing sounds
and saying open the windows etc

University employers claim they were completely unaware and got rid
of her because of her quality of work and her number of days off work

[andy at handiwork]

Its the total lack of self-awareness displayed these days that annoys me. Why are people incapabale of realising how their behaviour might affact others, and act accordingly?

[Lizard]

Maurice Fox ....a.k.a Magoo, they finally got the fucka, he's been destroying pubs and clubs for years with his bottom burps, now it will just be the offy and sat at home for him.

[The Last Word]

Rather pompous treatment of a regular for twenty years methinks.

And did the landlord not think of capitalising on this man's talent and run a sweepstake for the other patrons as to when and where the harmless old gipper was going to blow his trumpet next?

Could have been a tidy earner that. No wonder this country's gone to the dogs.

[planeterotica]

But now he has to go outside to fart wont that upset any lady smokers who could be outside as well, you cant fart anywhere thesedays its a disgrace !glum!!rant!!nerd!

[steve56]

Gone With the Wind.

[planeterotica]

steve56 wrote:

> Gone With the Wind.

planeterotica wrote:

But silent farts are the worse and girls are very good at delivering them but us men being gentlemen tend to fart loud thus giving a warning to all those within earshot that an unpleasant smell is coming their way, therefore this old fart has been banished from this club not for farting but for doing it loudly, this is disgracefull !puke!

[steve56]

Talking of girls farts i knew 1 no names back in 1968 and she was very noisy she did 3 in a row at times.planeterotica wrote:

> steve56 wrote:
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> > Gone With the Wind.
>
> planeterotica wrote:
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> But silent farts are the worse and girls are very good at
> delivering them but us men being gentlemen tend to fart loud
> thus giving a warning to all those within earshot that an
> unpleasant smell is coming their way, therefore this old fart
> has been banished from this club not for farting but for doing
> it loudly, this is disgracefull !puke!
>
>
>
>