The WZR brand infiltrates sport

[fudgeflaps]

I have many hobbies, this being one of them.

Wazza has callously stolen one of my livelihoods.



So, what do you have to say? Are you going to give me a cut of any sponsorship deal, or a 'skim-off-the-top' of a timely bung?

I should be receiving this as compensation for mental cruelty, a severe psychological twunting and for shredding my moral fibres.

!tears!

[fudgeflaps]

The rumours go that you wre trying to impress Izzy of Ice with the cue-action, but you lost control of the white, an excited twitch, and prematurely went all over the place.

[fudgeflaps]

Being an avid fan of snooker, I'm sure she admires your unpredictability around the pink spot.

[isabel ice]

I actually am an avid fan of the Great Game... but I don't just like the pink spot, I love the triangle area...

imagine the semi-finals of the BGAFD snooker World Championships, Izzy on the sidelines'd definatly be shouting out many-a slur... Break your white ball right into my triangle... Sink your pink in one of my holes...


Oh Gosh!!! It's horny wednesday... I'm in the pub, and I've had a half too many... I'm trying to chat snooker filth... somethings wrong!!!!

XXX