As you all lay under my internet greatness, awaiting my wonderful and exciting tales of the real world. I am going to offer you humility and a chance to bask in my reflected glory:
What did you do yesterday that you wouldn't want your Mum to know about?
Morning you lot
Morning you lot
quis custodiet ipsos custodes
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Sam Slater
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Re: Morning you lot
Saturday?
I jizzed over a girls arse.
That's about it..............you?
I jizzed over a girls arse.
That's about it..............you?
[i]I used to spend a lot of time criticizing Islam on here in the noughties - but things are much better now.[/i]
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Deuce Bigolo
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Re: Morning you lot
haven;t cleaned the toilet bowl for nigh on 3 months
Got a wonderful black caked ring around the waterline
Might go an invest in a crate of coca cola
Got a wonderful black caked ring around the waterline
Might go an invest in a crate of coca cola
Re: Morning you lot
Jacques wrote:
> What did you do yesterday that you wouldn't want your Mum to
> know about?
Had a wank.
> What did you do yesterday that you wouldn't want your Mum to
> know about?
Had a wank.