Paris Hilton stole my underpants.

[Lizard]

What a fuckin cheek!, you invite someone home for a drink and the next thing you know they steal your pants, It's fucking outrageous....they wont even fit her, still at least they were clean......I'd only had them on a fortnight thank fuck, anyway I think she's just trying to get back at me for a few 'minor' incidents at her dad's Hotels, I mean how the fuck am I supposed to tell the difference between a walk in wardrobe and the crapper, It can happen to anyone.
Any road up, I,m getting ready to go on me xmas break, bags to be packed, water buffalo to be fed...

Ya'll have a good one.

Liz.

[one eyed jack]

Well you know Paris shes a laff a minute kind of lass. I heard she was running around Peckham High Street with them on her head.

Shes such a laugh riot

[Pervert]

Jave a good Chrimbo, Liz---and don't feed Bullwinkle any sprouts.

[Deuce Bigolo]

Proving once and for all she really has no taste or fashion sense

happy crimbo

Make you sure you give the rickshaw a thorough once over before hitting the highway.I'd probably give bullwinkle an enema for a x-mas present unless you like the sweet aroma of his output during extreme exercise

[Trumpton]

Lizard wrote:

> Ya'll have a good one.

And you Liz !xmas!