The 'U' shaped sausage.

[Lizard]

Next time you buy one trumpers, just shove it straight down the pan and cut out the middle man..

[Trumpton]

Lizard wrote:

> Next time you buy one trumpers, just shove it straight down the
> pan and cut out the middle man..

Yeah, but were's the "fun" in that?

[Trumpton]

Sam Slater wrote:

> No, it's incase you ever shit yourself in public.

I could tell you a story about that - but I've promised that there'll be no more poo stories from me.

[Trumpton]

magoo wrote:

> To be honest they are digestible if you cut them up and put
> them in a tomato based sauce to have with pasta.

Sound advice from Mr. Magoo - although too late for my digestive system.