The Chemical Composition of Fart

Arch Stanton · Post by **Arch Stanton** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 5:35 pm

Nitrogen - 20% to 90%
Hydrogen - 0% to 50%
Carbon Dioxide - 10% to 30%
Oxygen - 0% to 10%
Methane - 0% to 10%

Shelley Louise · Post by **Shelley Louise** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 5:37 pm

Bloody hell!

Imagine Trumpy's Trumps now after all that grub!

Pervert · Post by **Pervert** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 5:40 pm

No wikipedia reference for that, Tarquin?

Shelley Louise · Post by **Shelley Louise** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 5:41 pm

Maybe its on wankypedia Carac?

Pervert · Post by **Pervert** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 5:45 pm

Or trumpypedia, Shell

diplodocus · Post by **diplodocus** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 5:45 pm

you missed hydrogen sulphide (eggy smell)

Trumpton · Post by **Trumpton** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 5:52 pm

Mine are 100% methane - or meflame, as in 'me flamin' arse's on fire!!'.

Arch Stanton · Post by **Arch Stanton** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 6:14 pm

No but I am named after Arch Stanton, the star of The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

Pervert · Post by **Pervert** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 6:17 pm

You'll always be Tarquin to us.

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