A very bad dayat the office!

[leobloom]

a very bad day at the office, first of all the phones is always ringing, I'm under orders not to answer, it aslways the same twat, I've been trying to seduce my seceratry for a long time, and whenever I talk to her she says she has a boyfriend, and she then uses the company phone to talk reltionshipblloks with her friend.The only thing thst keeps me from taking the walther ppk out of the drawer out of is a a picture I keep at the desk! My fucking Balls
are going to explode soon, and for what?

[colonel]

Are you Scots?

More to the point, are you Zooter in disguise?

[one eyed jack]

Oi le. Thats my bird. I've been seeing her for awhile now. She mentioned some bloke trying t chat her up with a walther ppk in his desk...

Anyway, why dont you watch some suggested britflicks and cheer up.

Work is always shit...Thats why its called work.