Death of the middle class

[Deuce Bigolo]

Never enough Political Satire around for my liking thesedays

Heres an American classic

The Middle Class died last week, much to the dismay of the Bush administration. When contacted, White House spokesman Mick E. Mouse said, "I am not sure what the meaning of "died" is."

Defense Secretary Donald Dumsfeld weighed in as saying:

"The damned Middle Class never stood a chance anyway. We are on our way to emulate President Fox in Mexico in having a two-tier, Mansion and Trailer Park society. No room for a cumbersome Middle Class anyway. Personally, I refer to them as the 'Muddle Class' ? GW likes that one, reminds him of 'muggles' in Harry Potter. Have to keep the little guy laughing you know!"
The Middle Class began showing signs of overexposure to Oil just a few short years ago, back when the now famous "Dancing Flames of the Desert" began to appear on Iraq's horizon once again. News columnist Bill 'Sweetcheeks' O'Reilly said during an on air appearance, "I'd rather be dead than a Middle Class Fred," and that seems to have been the obituary of the day.

Needless to say, Gardening Queen Martha Stewpot was quite upset that her most recent K-Smart line would have no buyers, but she did hint at acquiring a government welfare gig to sustain the failing line.

Services for Middle Class will be held Easter Sunday, right after the "egg roll'" on White House property and will be led by none other than Alan Greenspawn in an effort to reunite the lost battalion of totally non-persecuted Jews from Israel that Iran has so deftly described.

Survivors are Bushco Inc., Dumsfeld et al, Wolfowitz Enterprises, the Delayed Group, Dick-Dick and Dick's Son, World Pain and Suffering, and the Nation of France.

A born again politicist, and humorist to boot. Texan by nature and birth as well, Nationalist by choice and design.

[mrmcfister]

The middle class are being swamped by the underclass...take a trip to Middlesborough/Liverpool/South Wales etc...shit holes full of shitty benefit cheats..they shag they get flats they steal they buy more tracksuits..priceless...no wonder so money people are moving abroad when they can.