South African - need favour

[middle_aged_dutchman]

"Make sure you read everything, from the first to the last word.
I almost deleted the e-mail, but I received the blessing when I reached the end of it.
God, when I received this e-mail, I thought by myself: I don't have time for this."

It's Afrikaans. Afrikaans is derived from Dutch.

[pj]

Thanks, u have mail.

Pj

[JonathanWilson]

Bizarre, it almost reads like very badly spelt english in parts.