Scottish Football Songs

[Jacques]

I was never banned. My erm ... 'mate' was banned and in my opinion shouldn't have been, reprimanded - yes, banned - no. There are a few folks round here (including you) that deserve a good bitch slap from him. Trying to get you banned? No you are doing a good enough job of that already. As for the bed wetting? Was always partial to some watersports.

Nevermind we'll all stop feeding you soon and then who are you going to play with?