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Got Milk?
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magoo
o/t Got Milk?
Well good for her. I`ve got to go to work soon and theres no milk in my fridge. Oh well looks like its going to have to be beer for breakfast again. Still at least I can get a bag of crisps and a rancid pie in the pub at lunchtime washed down with some milk of course.
I may think of an o/t post (I mean on-topic) if I have a less horrid day than yesterday. It looks horrid and foggy and grey out there so I recommend a mass sickie. I think my work might be suffering due to having beer for breakfast. Perhaps I should become a journalist or an MP then I can drink all day and perversely people will listen to me!
Nah its raining too much. Think I will phone in to do the 1pm till 8pm slot at least then I get some work done without other staff yabbering on about "Kevs new Honda" and "Big Brother". Nice lie in with me beer.
Put the kettle on for 12 Lizard. And I want Yorkshire Tea please not those floor sweepings that the southerners like.
I think I am getting the hang of this o/t lark!
I may think of an o/t post (I mean on-topic) if I have a less horrid day than yesterday. It looks horrid and foggy and grey out there so I recommend a mass sickie. I think my work might be suffering due to having beer for breakfast. Perhaps I should become a journalist or an MP then I can drink all day and perversely people will listen to me!
Nah its raining too much. Think I will phone in to do the 1pm till 8pm slot at least then I get some work done without other staff yabbering on about "Kevs new Honda" and "Big Brother". Nice lie in with me beer.
Put the kettle on for 12 Lizard. And I want Yorkshire Tea please not those floor sweepings that the southerners like.
I think I am getting the hang of this o/t lark!
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O/T..Lizard...O/T
Re: o/t Got Milk?
I think you should take the day off Magoo!go to the library and
bone up.....ehm, on how to become a MP.
Obviously this reading should be done in the pub, followed by a good lunch,then back to bed for some kip until the pub opens tonight.Then after staggering into the Raj-Tandoori for a kamakazi bowel opener,hit the forum "running", and hone your journalistic skills, slaying all before you with your combative
style of wit and knowledge of all things porno.You can then retire to bed safe in the knowledge that you had a productive day, and your one step nearer to becoming the king of O/T
cuppa?..............
bone up.....ehm, on how to become a MP.
Obviously this reading should be done in the pub, followed by a good lunch,then back to bed for some kip until the pub opens tonight.Then after staggering into the Raj-Tandoori for a kamakazi bowel opener,hit the forum "running", and hone your journalistic skills, slaying all before you with your combative
style of wit and knowledge of all things porno.You can then retire to bed safe in the knowledge that you had a productive day, and your one step nearer to becoming the king of O/T
cuppa?..............
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jj
Re: Got Milk?
Shocking table-manners.......she ought to be soundly spanked until she learns better.
I hereby volunteer for the job.
I hereby volunteer for the job.
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Hornetbloke
Re: Got Milk?
Well she's bound to do it again because it appears she's a "cereal" re-offender
All complaints to the above address please......
All complaints to the above address please......
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Hornetbloke
Re: Got Milk?
Damn, just had Jimmy Tarbuck's lawyers on the phone for using his material (c) 1956
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jj
Re: Got Milk?
There's also a stone tablet in the British Museum with something very similar........