Jamie Oliver

[Jonone]

The guy's a fucking wanker !

Jamie Oliver has admitted not kissing his "minging" fans - for fear of contracting herpes. The TV chef said he refrained from physical contact at book signings to protect himself from the sexually transmitted infection.

Oliver's comments, made on the same day as his latest London book signing, are unlikely to go down well with his fans.
The 33-year-old told Absolute Radio: "In the old days (of book signings) I used to get the knickers and the bras ... It was good. Filth whispered in me ears."
He said: "They're just bored of me now. I'm just that geezer who keeps, you know, doing these worthy things around the country."

Oliver said he once had a word with his security guard about women wanting to kiss him. He recalled: "I said, 'Acer, these girls, they're all asking for a peck, and let's just talk shop a bit. How many of them have got the clap? Herpes, been around a bit?'"

"So I said, 'Look, you know, I'm very loyal to my wife and if I have to keep kissing these birds, right, it's only a numbers game before I get herpes. And once you've got it ... it never goes. And I'll be growing flapjack on me lip'."

[steve56]

I have a neighbour whos a chef he cant stand him

[one eyed jack]

Another way of looking at it is:

Or maybe people dont like him because he is successful now. If he was broke as a joke he was ok because he was one of their own

Dont you think people should respect his decision to not kiss fans? i mean, hes not a porn star. He is a chef.

Just a thought.

I watched him last week and was gobsmacked. He didnt make those people look that way, even if they were edited that way. They had to be that way for the cameraman to get that footage...Of course it was their choice to edit it that way of course but I think it made it more entertaining.

It is reality tv after all and its not like those people did not know what they were letting themselves in for.

[Lizard]

I thought he was great in Marathon man, didn't know he was a Chef, or that he had an STD.

[clare40dd]

He has got a point though he could catch something lol

[Jonone]

It's not about his success it's about what it's done to him. He's got a bloated sense of his own importance and a compulsion to intervene in other people's business and presume to know what's best for them. He's a pestilence.

[one eyed jack]

Well given the treatment Ive been getting this week from a few people around here I know what that feels like.

I guess me and Jamie should go out for a pint of Stella !happy!

[Lizard]

He looks as though he caught it fuckin years ago !wink!

[Deuce Bigolo]

I think all fans that want a peck should have a certificate like all pornstars

Only seems fair

[Jonone]

What if it was Vince Neil, Tommy Lee or Russell Brand ... you'd want to see their certs wouldn't you ?