Snake Diamond!!!

[Sam Slater]

Where is he? I miss him as he always made me laugh and was a good lad.

I had a soft spot for old Snake.

Can Ester Ranson still help with stuff like this or is it Jeremy Kyle these days?
Maybe Cilla will make a comeback if Ester still has that issue with crystal meth. What is it with bringing long lost relatives back together and bit teeth anyway?

Jade's mum can do Ester's old job and Katie Price can do Blind Date. Great TV.

Anyway, come back Snake. I want to know how you got on with getting your kid to school, what with the price of bus fares and everything.