teresa dildo ?

[joseppie]

what film does the teresa may / dildo come from (original or compilation ) and where can i get it ?

[magoo]

I suspect its hidden in the same place as the Holy Grail. Neither have been seen but both are the source of legends.

[marcusallen]

Magoo, In your lighter(soberish)moments, you are a natural-born fucking poet.

[magoo]

Thanks Marcus. My sobriety is only temporary though. I have a couple of days off work so booze is a good option.

Notice the use of "o/t" Woodgnome? Do I get a gold star for that?

[MisterC]

I've actually got a few mpg's (poor quality) grabbed from the lost ark itself. I could post in a.b.n.britbabes if anybody is seriously interested. I believe the source was a long deleted Amanda Charles film.

[marcusallen]

Gold Star?!
I'd give a US Silver Star for services beyond call of duty.
Us drunks/drinkers have to stick together, otherwise life has no meaning.
I have a one yr-old pussycat who beats the shit out of me whenever she feel like it. So much for Macho Man!

[woodgnome]

no but you do get left alone. fair do's?

[marcusallen]

Woody
If your Q was directed at me, even if itwas not, I DO NOT get left alone. This small hairy person has taken over my life.
Like all females, she has a mind of her own - that's OK -BUT, I get either loved or beaten up on the whim of a litle pussycat, and what the fuck can I do? I've ended up with more scars than were inflicted in another era. I CANNOT FIGHT BACK, She's the Boss in my house. If you or anyone else has a solution/suggestion, PLEASE feel free toemail me.

[woodgnome]

must be where the expression "pussy-whipped" comes from!

[magoo]

Its Ok Marcus. He was talking to me I think. And I am glad he wishes me no harm!

Glad to hear you have a real cat apart from that stuffed toy thing. I wont start babbling about cats because I already did that in another thread. Cats are great. Dibble might disagree of course......