O/T Breakfast TV Girls Who Give A Chap A Boner

[jj]

BBC: the sublime Sophie, Tanya Beckett, Julie Etchingham, Williams the News (Sian), the tall sports girl, the big-boobed brunette traffic girl, with poor Kate last )perfectly pleasant, but too much like a prefect)......Auntie wins hands down.
Can you take this sack of sprouts out of the fridge? Can't bloody move in here.........

[Lizard]

Magoo! YOUR RIGHT....JO BLYTHE...your a genital! now I would like to see her doing h/c, perhaps we could have a new digital
porno weather channel.

Greg Dyke! (unfortunate name) take note. The Weathercocks!

[Officer Dibble]

What about Lorraine Kelly?

Officer Dibble - sticking his truncheon in

[jj]

Lovely Dundee accent, facial muscles crinkle when she smiles....lovely. She even likes football.
And when she wore that split skirt/knee-boots on 'Room 101'.....oh, my.....

[Lizard]

Dibble!
Have you been at the c.s. gas again? "Lorraine Kelly" och nooo weeeeyyy.

[magoo]

Nothing wrong with the prefect look jj. Sometimes its the "butter wouldnt melt" types who are the rudest.

Now the first person to spot Victoria Huxley on telly wins the sack of sprouts and then jj can once more be comfortable in the fridge.

[jj]

Hurry up: they're beginning to sprout in odd places.....

[jj]

'Chacun a son gout', as the Dundonians would say if they were as pretentious as me.
Have you got a recipe for Sprout Tea?

[Lizard]

Sprout Tea! my arse.

[magoo]

You can make a nice sprout soup with a food blender some cream, blue cheese and black pepper. Ive done the broccoli version but sprouts frighten me.

Sprouts make you fart.....More tea vicar?