Attn: Officer Dibble

[One Eyed Jack]

Officer Dibble, your post has been put to my attention by the amount of asterisks that may or may not mean me: One Eyed Jack

re:
A producer pal phoned my up the other and said ?Hey, I?ve just been watching some of ***********?s videos (well known producer) and do you know what? It?s just dawned on me that they are fuckin? ?orrible. That?s not sex what they?re doing to those gonzo girls. Why can?t they simply shag them and shoot their load? What?s the rest of that shit about??

If you're going to make posts like this by quoting some third party, why not go all the way? What's not sex I'm doing to those gonzo girls?

I believe you are supposed to be this great producer who produces these high class non gonzo flicks with high production value...Well, what are they then? Stand and be counted with the rest of us and stop hiding behind a stupid moniker. I respect everyone has an opinion but all this, I make the best porn and so and so's films are shite is tired bollocks coming from frustrated film makers who have nothing better to do but slag off other film makers.

As I've said before on this forum, good or bad porn- it's all porn at the end of the day. Everybody knows really bad porn when they see it, but then again, it's all subjective is'nt it.

One Eyed Jack...A nice guy until the gloves come off!

[vila]

. . . and everyone knows good porn when they see it - like Have Dick Will Travel, Back Door Raiders etc.

Just keep'em coming (so to speak!) and never mind the knockers.

[Officer Dibble]

Yo Terry! Do I detect a touch of paranoia creeping in? Feeling insecure about your work? Nobody love you? Don't worry Officer Dibble digs your work (though I must admit, not all of it) and further he admires your legendry enthusiasm. So chill out.

Actually Terry is wasn't your work that was being discussed at all in this instatance and your name never came up in the conversation that I alluded to - which was between me and someone you know very well. I didn?t make the comments in question; they came up, unprompted, in the course off the conversation. I just thought it was an interesting tit-bit for fans to give them an idea what is on the minds of some of the guys that actually plan, finance, make and distribute this stuff. Instead of spewing out all the usual absurd platitudes that seem to be get bandied about here.

Officer Dibble.

[jj]

....I qquite LIKE the knockers.......

[Officer Dibble]

Then why not dip a toe in the water yourself old chap?

Officer Dibble.

[diem]

I also like the knockers. Expecially Amanda Whites big bouncy ones.

OEJ Rocks!

D.

[One Eyed Jack]

Fair cop Officer Dibble. Bit of a misunderstanding on my part. Sorry Officer. The individual you mentioned had a word with me on the dog and it's all sorted...Bit of a misunderstanding on my part. (Though those asterisks did add up to One Eyed Jack) but as I mentioned earlier, could've (and is) a wild coincidence. Nothing wrong with having an opinion...as long as it's a constructive one.

One Eyed Jack...Never one to rub another mans rhubarb. Now moving along very swiftly- "There's nothing to see here"

[jj]

Those were the knockers I was referring to above.

[Officer Dibble]

Groovy - I'm fed up with having to appear before the PCA (Police Complaints Authoriy) most every week!


Officer Dibble

[diem]

Indeed but Office Dibble missed the point I believe.

D.