Where's Reggie?

[max_tranmere]

I wonder where Reggie Perrin went. He and I, and he and others on here, had some very interesting chats over the months but he went AWOL a while ago. Unless one of you posters on here is him again but under another name. If not, and you read this Reginald, please re-join. I used to enjoy our chats!

[David Johnson]

Last I heard Reggie was in the dungeon at BGAFD Towers. I think he overstepped the mark with regard to the rules, just once too many.

I did send him a picnic hamper including some cream for his testicles in case the punishment got a little severe and also some magic ointment to help his nails re-grow.

Alas, I have heard nothing from the little chappie. I suspect his letters are being heavily censored.

Cheers
D

[Dick Moby]

I hate to ask David but why would you keep a supply of testicle cream ?
This ointment you have for nails, would it help hair to grow ? As I understand, hair and nails are of a very similar make up.

[RoddersUK]

Who fucking cares? I fucking don't ! Good riddance to the poisoned mouthed twatttt !!

[David Johnson]

" I hate to ask David but why would you keep a supply of testicle cream ?"

I don't personally keep a supply of multi-purpose cream. But realising that Reggie may be experiencing a range of unspeakable tortures in the BGAFD dungeon, I decided to buy some to help him out. I bought the cream at the same location as I purchased the magic ointment for nails (don't know if it works with hair), namely a shop on the Promenade, here in Blackpool.

I am sure they have both gone through a rigorous, testing procedure.

Cheers
D

[max_tranmere]

If Reginald was kicked off the forum by the moderators he may well have re-joined under another name. He may well be one of you....

[Sam Slater]

Reggie hasn't been kicked off the forum..........not that it's stopped him having more than one account in the past.

[Sam Slater]

I think it was your bullying him that did it, Johnson. He's quite delicate.

[Jonone]

What 'Olay.. biscuitbarrel' and keithrasputin' as possible fronts for Perrin ?