O?T - a joke (you may have heard it)

[Allan]

A paper bag goes to the doctors.

The doctor says sit down old chap have bad news.

We have had the results back from your tests, looks like you have aids.

How come, says the paper bag, I have always had safe sex.

I know, says the doctor, it was your parents, they were carriers.

Ha Ha Ha.

Whats brown and sticky, a stick.

[jj]

This is the best post you've ever made.
Talk about damning with faint praise...........

[Lizard]

When I read it I pissed meself....







didn,t laugh! just pissed meself.......

better get a brew.

[Shaun?]

I've held off this joke for sometime on the grounds of taste, but here goes. Apologies in advance.

Q)Whick king had the most children?



































A) Johnathan King








Sorry!

[Lizard]

Following Jonathan King's imprisonment,
police are investigating Adobe for their links
to PDF files.






where,s me cup