Attn. Marcusallen.o/t

[magoo]

Yeah I kneow but Marcus is purely a scotch drinker so I used the Scottish spelling. Personaly I like a drop of Bush Mills on occasions. I know thats from north of the border but I aint tasted any whiskEy from the southern part of the country.

But then having both Scots and Irish (and a bit of Welsh) ancestors makes my choice of prefered drink tricky. So I tend to stick to French or Australian wine and continental lager. And proper English real ale. And turps and petrol.

With girls its much easier. Celts wether they be Irish, Scottish, Welsh (only South Wales though-North Welsh are all scousers who have escaped) seem to have a certain sexiness. I like the fair skin,dark hair, blue/green eye combination that is common amongst girls from these areas. And before anyone points it out I did not forget those celts from Cornwall and Brittany its just I have never met any to be able to pass judgement upon their pigmentation and overall shagworthyness.

[Caractacus]

Favourite film critic Alexander Walker?

[Caractacus]

I don't care where she comes from---Tiffany is a honey!

[Cornish Chris]

The Celt profile fits the true "Cornish" girls magoo that is for sure.
Unfortunatly they are a dying breed (too many upcountry interlopers like myself).
A sad fact, I am trying to shoot content for my website, which will include a map of the UK, which you click to access footage of a girl/girls from each county...still no Cornish girl...any ideas anybody ?

Cheers Cornish Chris.

[Lizard]

Chris, have you tried sticking a advert in the "Pasty Crimpers
weekly" lol, I was in st Ives last week and the place is jumping
with gorgeous girls! sadly there all from London on holiday..

[magoo]

Chris. Its a sad thing that Cornwall appears to be a model blackspot. Other places that seem to be lacking in totty prepared to flash the gash are Tyne & Wear, County Durham and Scotland (excluding Glasgow).

I like the idea of a map with clickable counties. It would be cool if you also included a profile of each model (vital stats hobbys, fav foods etc) like Playboy used to do with the playmate of the month.

[woodgnome]

one of blighty's loveliest lovelies does indeed hail from cornwall but alas, the info is not public domain and so my lips must remain forever sealed.

[jj]

Now you're just being silly.

[magoo]

In that case Mr Woodgnome we will send you round a crate of Johnny Walker(stolen from Marcus garage while he and Chairman Meeow were out at a gangbang) in an attempt to cause you to divulge this secret in a moment of loose talk.

PS Good name for your cat Marcus. Chairman Meeow as it fits in with your board meeting scenario.

[Cornish Chris]

Plenty of good ideas for my site, clickable map, model portfolios, even models gurning (so far only 1 has refused) but still no Cornish Model..on a website called CornishChris' Quest for Top UK Totty thats somewhat rather sad.
Woodgnome a Premium Ginsters Pasty & a Quart of Roddas Clotted Cream...if you spill the beans..my ansome...LOL

Cheers Cornish Chris.