Blair,s out, Dover elected! o/t

[Lizard]

It was only a matter of time




and Tiff Walker for chief whip!


kettles been on for ages...

[magoo]

Have you been putting whiskey in your tea Liz?

[Lizard]

It,s rum magoo,it sends me strange, I,m sticking to straight Tea
from now on

[magoo]

Rum. Ah yes. Its due to rum that I have been forced to take unpaid holiday from work today. A bottle of Havanah Club was necked last night and to be honest I still feel pissed. Spaeking of which wheres Marcus?

[Lizard]

He,s not been heard of since friday night magoo, and quite frankley as he was with young tiff, I,m worried, he may have done something daft, like drinking Jamesons! and forgeting to take his lens cover off on Saturday, still the time to worry is when he starts pressing the model and shagging the remote control.
If he doesn,t post by Tues, we will get the RNLI out to search around beechy head for any empties eh!



Your teas going cold! my staff havn,t turned up, but the sun,s shining, so alls well..

[buttsie]

Always full of interesting trivia is Mr Dover

Especially like the part about voting....if voting actually changed anything it would be illegal.

Budget surlus for the NHS what about the poor struggling porn industry.

The Royal family & The Church should be castrated.
Thats a real vote winner


cheers
B...OZ

[steve]

they should do away with the royals!

[Caractacus]

Sensible policies for the new century. Dover for PM!

[Crimpo]

Well heard Sir Ben of Dover on Radio 4 this morning giving the runround to some moron from Mary Whitehouse's old bunch. Is Ben now the official Ambassador of Pornland?