David Johnson ? This Is Your Life

[Essex Lad]

In an idle few minutes at work on my tabloid newspaper today, the man we call David Johnson popped into my head. Knowing nothing about him apart from he lives in Blackpool and has a slight left-wing bias, I noted down a few things and tried to guess whether he is pro or anti.

David, over to you. How did I do?

Pro (a believer)
EU
50p top rate of tax
Gay marriage
The Guardian
Ian Blair's police service
Immigration
Manmade global warming
Multiculturalism
Recycling

Anti
Capital punishment
Corporal punishment
Fox hunting
Gene Hunt's police force
Grammar schools
Private education
Private healthcare
Reform of the NHS/Welfare State
Tabloid newspapers
Ukip
USA

[David Johnson]

Another person on here who seems to have become obsessed with me.

Haven't you got anything better to do with your life?

You don't cross my mind at all other than when I respond to some of your posts.

[Jonone]

You've only given him two options - for and against. In the postmodern world that's poor. Also, isn't life more complex than that ?

[cockneygeezer2009]

Some people have got left wing views. Some people got right wing views. Nothing wrong with a good healthy debate as long as people are not making stuff up to support their view. Otherwise things degenerate into name calling and slanging matches.

[Essex Lad]

You haven't said whether I am right or wrong though...

[David Johnson]

I wouldn't want to spoil your private day dreams about me.

You will thank me for keeping my air of mystery, you know? !laugh!

[Essex Lad]

No, my point was that from your postings on here I can guess what your views will be on almost every subject.