Private and Confidential.

[Lizard]

As some of you know I have become a keen viewer of Lesbian activities.
I,m not sure how this has happened! it may well be in my jeans, who knows.
However as I,m stuck with this condition I would appreciate some help/advice
on purchasing said material, my criteria are as follows:
The films Must contain girls
They must be very attractive
Plenty of underwear on view
Quite a lot of noise
The use of tounges and toys
Preferably UK girls, USA if needs must.

All replies will be treated in the strictest confidence, and a reward of 1/2 box of Tetly,s Tea Bags
(each one signed "personally" by me) will be awarded to the person who submits the best advice.
I know your thinking Wow! how can he afford to do that, but as I said to my nieghbour today,
Hi!

[jj]

I'll send some recommendations as soon as I finish a batch of 'reviews' (about a fortnight).
THIS year, I promise..........

[Lizard]

JJ, I know you to be a man of your word, and I thank you,I will await said reviews.







ps. your crossdressing secret is safe with me my boy!

[jj]

...not now it isn't !!
Why the big gap, BTW?

[buttsie]

What gap?

You really must restrict your viewing of porn to 1 hour continuous viewing,especially if its non-British

cheers
B...OZ

[Lizard]

I like big gaps, and reserve the right to use them.

[buttsie]

Lizs all time favourite Big Gaps

Favourite TV series.......Lost in Space
Favourite Film............Blackhole
Favourite Holiday.........The Grand Canyon
Favourite Automobile......Black Limousine
Favourite Woman...........?

cheers
B...OZ Milk Monitor on the Sauce

[jj]

A any patron of Lomdon Underground Limited should know.....







MIND THE GAP !!

[Elton Dong]

UMMM.......Big Gaps