o/t No decent Lez

[stefano]

Man why is the quality of lesbian porn so pants, just no heart n soul. (Nadia excluded) nothings more of a turn off than half hearted muff munchers!

[jj]

Rubbish: I hate 'soft; les as much as you.
Mail me, and I may be able to point you in a more frutiful direction....

[Lizard]

ooohhhhh, suits you oooooohhh..




Lizard: friend to the carpet munchers

[Caractacus]

Hmmmmmmmm, carpet munchers. Droooool.

[magoo]

Yeah. Come on lezzers! Pull your fingers out!

Apologies for the very poor double entendre.

I always thought bush tucker was what Aussie outback people ate but I have just decided it is a good euphanism for drinking from the furry cup. But its not just the girls who wince at coming face to fanjita with a bearded clam. I have noticed that Pascal seems to find it a bit unpleasant if required to indulge in this practice-he always looks a bit horrified as he licks the ladies fuzzbox. But then he is Belgian!

[jj]

You forgot the 'Sir'.
Still waiting, BTW.................

[jj]

Apparently the list of Famous Belgians now stands at 40 !!!
But Pascal isn't one of them.
He has, though, apparently had several offers to play Henry V (see haircut).

[Lizard]

I agree magoo, he does always seem a bit apprehensive when approaching the "front door" maybe It,s a Belgium,y thing, he always seems like he wants to borrow someone else,s tounge before taking the plunge...

Belgium waffle, from Lizard.

[jj]

They probably think they're about to plate Tintin.
Or, perhaps, Snowy or Cap'n Haddock....................

[buttsie]

You just got to blind fold him and tell him...theres truffles(probaly spelt wrong) in there...see what happens...most pigs go wild when truffles are near

cheers
B...OZ

PS NO offense too Pascal by the way.