Fame Academy completely O/T

[Ben 'you sad man' Dover]

Tuned in last night, mainly to see if there was any wankable shots of little cutie Katy with her Layla-Jade voice and super cum-friendly face, but also to see Mariah Carey showing them all how it should be done, and she fucking MIMED! Now what is all that about then? Plus, being an ex-musician, is it me or is the black guy who did the duet with 'The Ritchie' last week just so many million miles better than anyone else the whole programme has become even more pointless than it already was? And another thing, the two 'Popstars' houses are in my village. Why have they done this to me? And why do they insist on drinking in my local, and acting like twats like they've already made it. Just one more thing; After all this time and the amount of girls I've shot, you'd think ONE of them would have gone on to be famous in some way, enabling me to make a ton of dosh and retire. Sometimes life can be so cruel.

[nudger]

Ben 'you sad man' Dover wrote:
>
> After all this
> time and the amount of girls I've shot, you'd think ONE of
> them would have gone on to be famous in some way, enabling me
> to make a ton of dosh and retire. Sometimes life can be so
> cruel.

didn't Hannah Coleman enter Pop Shite last year?

[RG]

If these girls are so desperate to be famous that they're willing to go on a show as crap as Fame Academy, then maybe Ben should offer the ones who get kicked off to try and become famous in a different way. Just imagine it - 'Fame Academy:The Porno Version'. And if he manages to get that girl who was kicked off last night, I would love to get my hands on a copy.

[Dave Wells]

You've got the dosh Linds - retire.

[magoo]

Uncle Ben is hero worshiped by many porn fans and it distresses me deeply to learn that he watches such rot as that.

But it would be very amusing if Ben was one of the Popstar judges and used his penis to slap the winner in the face before proceeding to spuff in the poor girls eye.

Ben old bean, since reading those posts on your forum by your mate the Doctor I became a bit worried about your knob. My main concern is that it looks perfectly ordinary to me and my bell-end has a similar appearance. So is the Dr just mental or should I be seeking to get plastic surgery on my helmet?

[steve]

i just like to say fame academy is a waste of time its utter tripe it was bad enough when my dad wanted rising stars on with lennie bennet [79-ish]

[stephen doran]

its complete rubbish!