Most Desirable/Least Desirable Aspect of a Movie

[JP]

Hi

Interested in getting everyones thoughts on the 3 most desirable and least desirable aspects they look for in a movie to aid all producers out there in giving us a much sought after product, here goes for my thoughts.

Most Desirable

1) Lingerie - The more the better in my view
2) Some semblence of eroticism/realism
3) Natural Looking Girls


Least Desirable

1) Plastic Surgery/Tatoos/Piercings
2) Lazy Bas**rd producers who produce one great movie then follow it up with 30 poor sequals using the same format.
3) That bloody house that Ben Dover seems to film all of his movies in nowadays with the same belgian guy in all of them, it's getting very boring mate!!!!

JP

[magoo]

Put your money where your mouth is mate! The day you produce something half watchable is the day I pay attention to your posts. And stop knocking Ben! Hes my uncle.

[magoo]

But I do agree that house is shit. I have nearly all of Bens films and the same properties crop up all the time. He asks his local estate agent if he can show his deformed Belgian mate round then he sneaks girls in and spuffs in thier eyes and slaps them with his cock before making good his escape.

So if a preperty is on the market for ages then you can assume Ben has not been in and ruined the carpet with his acidic effluent. I.e. young maidens eye-wash.

[TGITC]

Easy...

The most ?
Its first viewing...

The least ?
The end...

Thankyou,

'TGITC'

[TGITC]

See
EASY
So easy infact, i didnt even need to read the post

' TGITC '

[Autumn]

You won't be watching films with me in then!
Shame:-)

Autumn.xxx.

[Officer Dibble]

Sounds a tasty recipe to me.

Officer Dibble.

[mahatmacoat]

1) Anal sex
2) silicone tits
3) Quiet women

[Ace]

Desirable is
1) natural women
2) genuine orgasms
3) Anything that features Wendy Taylor

Least Desirable
1) shaved motts
2) 'abuse' of women ie watersports or fisting ala Max Hardcore
3) The extortionate prices for a video.......?35 upwards!