Private Show!

[TheProf.]

I see today the Vice Squad along with the local council request a private show at EROTICA before the audience see it.It MUST meet with the full approval of the powers to be.

Dark Glasses will be handed out to those not familiar with this type of show,and a diagram to be posted around the stage telling you NOT to concentrate your eyes too long on certain body parts of a certain person called a 'woman',section 2,part 7,draft 13,of the 1850 licentious act...and 2 lumps of suger.

America must be laughing at us from afar!

TheProf.

[Dave Wells]

it's a hard life being a plod innit

[steve56]

attn the prof: ru serious?

[TheProf.]

Very Serious STEVE56..
Reported in National Newspaper.
TheProf.

[woodgnome]

this sort of thing doesn't help, either:

[steve56]

its only once a year why does there have to be spoilsports im putting it mildly there you should have heard what my mum called the people that criticised hot gossip[they were a erotic dancing group that featured on kenny everetts shows78-81?]