Attn JJ

[magoo]

Dont make sighing sounds and use horrid noises and words such as "bollocks" when I a fall asleep during your monologues. You cheeky monkey! And I heard that as you put the receiver down.

Damn cheek. Right its back to bed for me. I feel a bit drunk.

[Dr magoo]

Delete the above please. The poor lads got enough on his plate without me tormenting him over silly things.

[jj]

Hello,Dave..........?
Be VERY afraid.......I want you for Wife Number 7, so to make sex wee-wee...........and have just eaten one of the clowns, so need replacement.

[woodgnome]

magoo 1 wg 2

[Magoo's Probation Officer]

Speaking as a Punition Professional, I must say that I find your point-scoring attitude totally reprehensible.
These people desperately need our help, not our condemnation.
PS- Have you seen Dave anywhere?
Only there's this woman asking after him...........at least, I THINK she a woman.

[magoo]

Sureley thats not worth two points!!!

[Dave]

Yes I am here but theres no way I am joining your collection of wives! Your bloody scary Papa Lazarou and your not magoos probation officer!

[jj]

How do you know I'm not M's Prob. Officer?
Do you work for the Filth, or something?
We need to be told..........

[jj]

Don't argue, or it's straight to bed again tonight, without any supper.
Now, get back up that bleeding chimney..........