O/T Fake spunk

[Lightningboy]

How about milk and honey?...anything's better than those bloody pathetic digital ones you get on the "virtual sex" and "my plaything" dvds...i mean what is wrong with these guys...surely they're capable of more than one popshot per movie

[Ace]

Its well known for squaddies to masturbate into icing destined for officers tea and cake mornings. Trust me!

[Magoo'sawanker]

The answer is; egg white warmed in a bain marie, constantly stirred, remove when it reaches the required consistancy.

[magoo]

Listen cunt. If your going to call me a wanker at least do it using your regular posting name. You cowardly little shit.

Bell end.

[magoo]

Your knowlege of egg whites and bain maries suggests you are a sad tragic person. Personally Id rather be a wanker thanks.